Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.
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My cousin asked why I wasn’t eating turkey and I said I’m just not a big fan of turkey and he asked “what’re you, gay?” and I was like “well yeah but I don’t think that’s why I don’t like turkey” and that’s how I came out to my cousin, happy thanksgiving
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